To go along with the cat posts...

[Nittanylizard]

My sister forwarded this to me this morning, and I thought you'd all enjoy it:

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary *
>>
>> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
>> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
>> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
>> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
>> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
>> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
>> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
>> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
>> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
>> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
>> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
>>
>> Excerpts from a Cat's Diary *
>>
>>Day 983 of my captivity.
>>
>> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
>>
>> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
>>
>> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
>>
>> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
>>
>> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

[latch22]

I've seen that before! It's great, isn't it?

[queenjaneapprxmtly]

Oh, this just made my day. :)

Thank you so much for posting that! I absolutely loved it. I can't wait to show my mom; she'll make me print it out, lol.

I just love how it's exactly what a cat would be thinking. I think that's the funniest aspect of it, because it's so true.

Thanks again! It was fab. ^_^

[maxiekat]

Liz, I love that and it's so absolutely true.

[fosterchild]

Perfectly on target!!!

[Keira]

::Laughing::

That is too funny. Rock would get a kick out of it.

[BlindedxxFalcon]

Haha, that is so funny! I have a cat...now I know why she always wants to get outside...

[Rock]

Liz, you just made my bad night good. HAHAH. That is so totally awesome, and most likely exactly what my gay cat thinks, with the way he acts. lol. I just wish my day was always as good as the dogs.

Thanks for posting it!

Rock

[Tensleep]

Quoting my roommate :

"You have to do the cat's voice like Stewie from Family Guy!"

She's right, which freaks me out, but hilarious post! Thanks, Liz!