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Post by Tensleep on Apr 28, 2007 5:33:31 GMT -5
Yes, some of you will remember these. Hoepfully they will seem even more randomly stupid at 4:30 in the AM.
Basically, there was a little publication that went on about two years ago operated by yours truely that featured the random, stupid thoughts I have. They'll hopefully appear randomly and all that on here. Feel free to ignore them; they're just here to make me happy.
This morning's topic:
Caffeine in Crystal Light.
Anyone else see the redundantness? Oh, I'm good - such a great word for it. Low calory flavoring that will actually give you a little energy boost. Wonder if they advertize that? Huh...they should so be upset that they have caused this bout of me being up at 4:30 in the am.
I am happy to report the Raspberry one is caffeine free. Mormons rejoice!....kidding, honestly....
And that is the random stupidness for today.
See ya in the funny papers!!!
Tens
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Post by Keira on Apr 28, 2007 11:27:01 GMT -5
Hahaha. Using my Caffeinated Crystal Light as a joke now, are you?  I think that's awesome that you tried it though. Those things save my life - so much easier to drink water when it tastes good. Yup. |
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Post by Keira on Apr 28, 2007 18:06:17 GMT -5
I have the wild strawberry, lemon, orange (not so much my favorite, but it's okay), lemonade, and apple cranberry. I only bought two of those powder mixes - the others my mom gave to me when she found out that drinking them closes up her throat for some reason (related to the sugar, I'm sure).
Drank an iced tea from Taco Bell yesterday, and it just didn't have the same effects. Darn that $2 down the drain...
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Post by Tensleep on Apr 29, 2007 22:01:03 GMT -5
Wow, I never thought anyone would reply to these...Go me!
Anyways, Random Stupidness for today:
Hotdogs. Have you ever notice they taste better done over a campfire than any other way? I personally hate them unless they're done this way.
So, my solution is everyone should have a firepit in their kitchen/ back yard burning at all times so people like my dad can have their hotdog cravings the right way.
Remember the fire extinguishers on hand, though. These may be randomly stupid, but they aren't blonde....
See ya in the funny papers!!!
Tens
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Post by Keira on May 1, 2007 0:12:41 GMT -5
Bleck. No hotdogs.
Okay, I WILL eat corndogs. Sometimes. If I'm deserately hungry and they are drenched in mustard so I can't taste the actual "dog" part.
Before I stopped liking them... all those years ago ... I LOVED when my grandpa burned them over the fire pit. All that charred goodness... Hmmm. Yum.
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Post by Rock on May 3, 2007 13:20:45 GMT -5
Tens, you are right. The only way to eat a hotdog is over a camp fire. BUT, when I cant do that and hotdogs are for dinner - I just burn them really well. Jon thinks im crazy. hahaha...but he still has to burn them for me!  Love this thread, btw. Ive missed the random posts. |
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Post by Tensleep on May 4, 2007 1:22:03 GMT -5
Random Stupidness for Today:
I had a whole rant planned out on people I hate, but that's not random. So let's go with a sign I see every year: Bran Custom Built Homes.
Now, anyone who's read my stuff or our (Rock and Kiks') collaborated works knows who Bran is. For those of you who don't, Bran is the laid back, hippie-ish twin we created for Darry years and years ago. Well, let's just say that custom built is far from the product you would get in the end. I still laugh my...(whoever came up with the no swearing rule sucks, may I add) butt off every time I see it.
Randomly stupid and pointless. Go me.
See ya in the funny papers!!!
Tens
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Post by Ryker on May 4, 2007 10:26:33 GMT -5
Okay, I WILL eat corndogs. Sometimes. If I'm deserately hungry and they are drenched in mustard so I can't taste the actual What's a corndog, lol?  |
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Post by Tensleep on May 4, 2007 14:32:01 GMT -5
A corndog is a hot dog rolled in corn batter on a stick and all cooked together. It is vile and disgusting and I suggest you avoid it.
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Post by Keira on May 4, 2007 19:48:21 GMT -5
When I was younger, I used to eat only the breaded part of the corndog, and give the meat and stick to my brother Erik, who in turn gave me HIS breaded part so I wouldn't complain and be hungry. Lol. Bran Custom Built Homes - that's something to stick away from! I would suggest you run at the idea. Run far and fast. And I do NOT suck, Tens  I'm trying to appeal to ALL audiences, thank you very much. |
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Post by zevie on May 5, 2007 0:31:49 GMT -5
Haha, this no swearing rule could be a good thing Tens...help us baddies get rid of the swearing habit. Although I did get a nasty shock when I found that I'd posted that Dallas gets a "nuts" time of things. Three guesses what I actually wrote. P.S. I've always thought Pogos (yeah, I call 'em that too...weird. Maybe a CND thing?) were hysterical just because, you know...they're funny looking. I can't bring myself to try one. The bread and meat has bubbles. BUBBLES! |
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Post by Tensleep on May 8, 2007 23:45:28 GMT -5
Ah, the Pogo...I won't eat them, but I do recall the skateboarding commercials around them. Quite a clever way to appeal to the skater generation that seemed to have sprung right out of the ground and spread like wildfire. I'll still never understand that one...
Anyways, moving on...
Random Stupidness for today:
Super glue.
Now, Anyone who knows me knows I keep a tube of it around at all times. However, I am currently out. Of course, that's when my bracelet breaks and my other porcelain thing breaks and my Crow's eye falls off and my figurine snaps. So I guess, the stupid part of all this is that everything decides to break when they know you're out of glue.
In other news, I have to go glue shopping tomorrow....
See ya in the funny papers!!!
Tens
P.S. - Zevie, I can't give up my bad words! I need them! Well, need may be a strong word, but hey. My language skills are apparently compared to a drunken sailor when I get mad...I have the feeling I will be making good friends with the ** sign...
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Post by zevie on May 9, 2007 0:11:58 GMT -5
A friend of mine once brought up the point that a supremely intelligent observation on life/love/the human condition, etc. can be made about a thousand times more powerful if you throw in the word f*** just once. (The ** say hi, Tens.) Ergo, swear words are magical. P.S. I saw them test glues on a T.V. shopping guide show once. Guess which glue was best? Super glue! Are you shocked? I know I am. I thought it was hilarious and maybe a teeny bit sad that someone felt the need to devote a half an hour to telling us that super glue is, in fact, a super glue. But, that is probably because I am very, very mean. P.P.S. It is probably sadder that I actually watched the show until the verdict. |
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Post by Nittanylizard on May 9, 2007 7:46:31 GMT -5
Tens: Your Crow's eye - is that the one in the middle of your forehead, or on the back of your head? ;D
zevie: LOL
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Post by Tensleep on May 9, 2007 14:01:06 GMT -5
Hahahahaha. Zevie, I think that is hilarious. I watch Time Life paid programing at two in the morning, so you could be worse. I sing along to them and get dirty looks from the dog. And super glue...you'd think the name says it all.
Liz, you think you're sooo funny...well, so do I, but hey! No, this crow is my Styrofoam pet. He made an escape attempt as I was packing up to come home and I didn't notice his eye was gone until I took him out here. You wouldn't think that a black spray painted Styrofoam ball with feathers could get caught on the wind so easily.... Oh well, live and learn.
See ya in the funny papers!!!
Tens
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I think that's awesome that you tried it though. Those things save my life - so much easier to drink water when it tastes good. Yup.
I'm trying to appeal to ALL audiences, thank you very much.