Oh, You Character! *Cheesy laughter*

[ash]

Your Ideal Job

Alex: I've always wanted to be able to dance in front of an audience.

Chris: I thought it would be cool if I became a race car driver or a baseball player.

Terri: I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do.

Wanted to keep this short.

What would be the worst thing that could happen to you?

[cooroo]

Tony: The worst thing that could happen to me? That's a tough one, actually...
Carl: I think it'd be pretty obvious.
Tony: Why?
Carl: For you? Moving out of Lakeside. *Rolls eyes*
Tony: You really hate this place, don't you?
Carl: No, it's not the place. I just want to go back to London.
Tony: You and I'll go back sometime... even though it sounds pretty gross.
Carl: It's not!
Tony: Mmmm. Nah, the worst thing that could happen to me is probably losing Joey or something.
Carl: Your brother? I thought you were closest to your mom.
Tony: Nope, Joey. Though I'd hate to lose anyone. But Joey's the one I worry about the most. When I was a kid, I used to have these nightmares...
Carl: *Slinging an arm around Tony* Don't worry about it, mate. Joey'll be fine.
Tony: I know... what about you?
Carl: What? Oh, um... probably... I don't know, kid. Getting a dog and somebody shooting it, maybe.
Tony: Be serious.
Carl: It's nothing, Tony.
Tony: Carl.
Carl: *Turning away* My granny.
Tony: What about her?
Carl: Her dying. Slipping and breaking her hip. Leaving her stove on and the apartment burning. Stuff like that.
Tony: Oh. *Puts an arm around Carl*
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Hehe, sorry this was so long, you guys. It's a kind of important scene in their story, and I just wanted to see how it'd sort of work out. Thanks for putting up with me

Tony: So, the question. Um, what would you-?
Carl: No! I had to answer this one and squirm - let's see them try. Who do you worry about the most? Dying, hurting themselves, anything.
Tony: That's not the question you had to answer...
Carl: That's not the point. Answer it.

[Two-Bitty]

[New characters: Ace(19), Deuce(18), and Joker(15) from an abandoned project]

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Ace: "I worry about my gang the most, them being caught and taken from me. They're family."
Joker: "You just don't want to be alone, you sorry ass prick."
Deuce: "Watch what you say, Joker. Ace isn't one to be pushed around."
Joker: "So what about you, Deucie?"
Deuce: "Queen. I worry that I'll loose her... er, company."
Joker: "I don't give a shit about anyone but myself, so if I see you dying on the street, Ace, I'll leave you."
Ace: "Cocky punk."
Joker: "Old man."
Ace: "What did you call me?"
Deuce: "C'mon, don't get all hot and flustered. Spade, drop your fist, man."
Ace(lowering fist): "Whatever."

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Do you understand the value of a dollar?

[Tensleep]

Brooklyn: Shay, I'm not loaning you another cent. You have no idea what the vaule of a dollar is.
Shay: One dollar equals one hundred cents, ten dimes, twenty of those little ones, and so on. I know you can buy money from other countries with it, too.
Dalt: That depends on which country it comes from and the opening rates for the day. You could manage to buy several single currency units or only part of one.
Shay: That is in no way helpful.
Brooklyn: You'd better not be buying foreign currency.
Shay: I want to go down to the store to get a pack of gum and...a couple lotto tickets.
Brooklyn: When is the next AA meeting?
Shay: Lotto tickets do not count as gambling!
Dalt: But they process as an addiction.
Shay: Yet again, not helping. So, ten bucks? Can probably get a couple newspapers while I'm there.
Brooklyn: Shay, you really don't know the vaule of a dollar, especially when you're trying to double it, and Dalt...I think you know a little too well.
Shay: Alright. I guess I'm just going to have to go wading for coins in the fountain again.
Brooklyn: And I'll go call my dad to get your bail money ready.
Shay: This time, could you tell him I was doing something cool? Like pissing on the mayor's car or something?
Brooklyn: Sure.

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Whick fairy tale character are you most like?

[murderofcrows]

anne: just looking at me, people would probably say snow white, because i'm pale and have darker hair. but, i feel more cinderella, pre-prince.

what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

[Two-Bitty]

[Cash(36) and Leo(38)]

Leo: "How bout I take you out for some ice cream, Cashy?"
Cash: "Ice cream, eh? Not a favorite thing of mine."
Leo: "Well, well, Mr. Optimistic. Out going, aren't you?"
Cash: "My life is boring, I'll admit that."
Leo: "Well, I like Rocky Road, personally. Every bite is different."
Cash: "Well, you're out going so it suits you."
Leo: "You're probably a regular flavor kind-of-guy. Strawberry might be you."
Cash: "Ugh. Making decisions for me again, aren't you?"

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If one of your friends is hurt, emotionally or physically, what do you do for them?

[cooroo]

Yay, new characters! Finally!
John (early forties), Tommy (early forties), and Jack (fifteen)
(Hints of slash in here, just in case anyone is offended by it)

Tommy: I usually end up taking them out for a coffee or a meal, just something to calm them down. They'll talk when they're ready. If they're hurt physically...
John: You'd try not to pass out from the blood, Tommy-boy. *laughs* Me, I try to see if they need stitches. Depending on the answer, I'll drive them to the hospital or bandage 'em up. I've had plenty of practice with Jack here. Remember the time when you and JJ were fooling around in the garden and you split your head open?
Jack: John!
Tommy: When was this?
Jack: Um... Get your husband to explain.
John: Tommy, it was nothing, just a little cut...
Tommy: Why didn't I ever hear about this? When was it?
John: Tommy, c'mon, darling...
Tommy: Jonathan.
Jack: Well, while they're at it, I'll just ask the question, shall I? JJ's always such a happy-go-lucky guy that he never comes to me hurting, and he's the only one I'm close enough to who'll come to me hurting.

***
Jack: How homophobic are you? Be truthful - don't try being politically correct.

[ash]

Wow it's been a while. Sorry it's been so long you guys, school got to me.
Anyway on with the show.

Alex: Um... I'm a little uncomfortable with this.

Chris: Well... I don't know how to answer to this.

Terrence: I don't think I know any but I did run into an...um...intimate moment when I was little.

Alex: (Shocked) Really?!? What happened? When did you see it?

Chris: AW, MAN! SERIOUSLY!?!

Terrence: Chris, you weren't born yet and Al, you were only two. I was six and I was wondering around Germany with Dad. I got lost for a little while and then I saw these two guys down an alley. The rest is history...

Who was your role model as a kid?

[Tensleep]

Introducing Rye Reilly (48) as Shay's (23) artist father. Always a good time...

Shay: My role model as a kid? Keith Richards. All that drinking and partying was great to learn from during college.
Rye: I met him once. He was rather...intense. His color was purple. There was this one painting he commissioned and I was lost in his aura the whole time.
Shay: Dad, I don't know how many times I have to tell you this, but that kinda stuff I don't need to know. Hell, I don't want to know. But if you did the whole 'drugged up artists sleeping together' bit, the least you could have done was cause a scandal.
Rye: You know I don't like men in that way. Besides, the art was orgasmic enough on its own.
Shay: That's nice, Dad. Did you plan on answering the question today?
Rye: I guess I could. My role models when I was a kid ranged between your uncles Will and Joe - depending on who was being more interesting at the time. It used to make your Grandmother pretty mad at one of them or both of them. When Will started learning Shakespreare, I started trying to get more muscle to be like Joe. But then Joe started dating and I wanted to run more errands with Will.
Shay: No wonder your life is so random. You must have been bored stiff growing up.
Rye: You'd be surprised.

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Who is the one person you can't say no to?

[Nittanylizard]

Trev: Myself.
Brad: Not too hard, either, for somebody with more money than God.
Mark: Money's got nothing to do with it, bozo. He's always been a self-centered, egotistical prick.
Trev: Yeah. But the money does help a lot with the not-saying-no thing.

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Excluding horses, what kind of animal would you love to ride if given the chance?

[Tensleep]

Very gutter-derived thoughts came to mind when I read this one, so I figure to give it to a few characters who wouldn't turn it into a donkey show down in Tijuana Mexico. Justice and Law (5) will give it a go for the cuteness factor.

Justice: A Hipp-op-ata-moose!
West: When I figure out what that is...
Tatton: Don't bother. Pick something realistic.
Justice: Aww, Daddy. I don't know. A Saint Berneerd?
West: Yet again...What about you, pal? Something your Uncle West has actually heard of?
Law: A Reindeer! Like Santa Claus!
Justice: He rides the sleigh, not Comet!
Law: He could ride them sometimes!
Justice: Could not! He's old and fat!
Law: But I'm not!
Tatton: Boys. Agree to disagree.
West: You know what your Uncle West would ride?
Tatton: West, if you say anything about a Donkey or a stripper, so help me...
West: I was going to say an Elephant, but now you've got my mind going in directions it probably shouldn't be.
Law: Do people really ride Ele-pants?
Tatton: Only in India or at the Circus.
Justice: I wanna go live at the Circus!
Tatton: Be my guest. But your toys and your brother have to stay here.
Justice: I don't wanna go no more.
Tatton: I thought so.
West: This place is already a Circus. Great. Now I want cotton candy...

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On that note, what is your favorite thing to see at the Circus and why?

[Two-Bitty]

[Okay, how 'bout I use Keith (17) and Mike (18). Alluding to them being dead, my poor, poor characters.]

Mike: So what did you like seeing at the circus, Keith?
Keith: To tell the truth, I've never been to the circus before. My parents never had the money, or the heart for that matter, to take me or the twins out to the circus or out for a day of fun. Their day of fun was going out for a few beers.
Mike: Really? You're one deprived little man, aren't you?
Keith: Possibly. Deprived of the circus, of my parents... of life.
Mike: After you've been dead for a while, you'll get used to it.
Keith: But I still wanted to see at least one circus before I died.
Mike: Think on the bright side, now you can just go in without paying and see as many shows as you want.
Keith: So, what did you like seeing at the circus?
Mike: The elephants were kind of cool to watch, but the clowns scared me half of the time. Anyone smiling that much can't be a good guy. But then I got to that point of my life when I thought containing elephants and making them do tricks offended me and I never went again.
Keith: Softy.

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This was something a friend and I were talking about: Do you appreciate an actor/actress' acting skills, or do you watch them for their looks? On a side note, do you favorite a certian actor/actress more than others?

[Maddiecake]

Using Ernest [18] and Isaac [19]

Isaac I hate movies, they're just another way for the media to brainwash people.
Ernest ... I guess I watch the acting unless they're gorgeous or something. Not... typical gorgeous but y'know...
Isaac No, I don't know.
Ernest Well I mean, if they're special.
Isaac Every actor's special t'you, man.
Ernest ... let he without sin cast th' first stone.
Isaac That's only if you believe in that stuff. Imagine no religion, remember?
Ernest Dammit.

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When would you rather die: morning, afternoon, or night?

[Two-Bitty]

[Keith and Mike again...I like 'em.]

Keith: Death, death, death... It's a death kind of week.
Mike: So? Well, are you happy with the time of day you died at?
Keith: I'm not happy I died period! Why would I be happy that I died at night? Would dying in the morning or midday be any better?
Mike: I died midday. But I died painfully. That's my only regret, that I died in pain.
Keith: I died cold... with a warm spot against my chest.
Mike: But did dying at night make a difference?
Keith: Not really. I think it would of felt the same no matter what time of day it was.
Mike: Maybe not. You might of died earlier in the day and would of been warmer.
Keith: I guess I would of prefered dying at noon, rather than night.
Mike: Considering everything, I'm pleased with the time I died at.
Keith: Lucky you.

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If you could be reborn into any time period, what time would it be(ex: 1880s, 1660s), past or future, and why?

[Tensleep]

Kale and Kane Slater on this one.

Kale: 1845 in New Mexico or Montana
Kane: Why?
Kale: You should have paid more attention during history class.
Kane: Why? I have you.
Kale: Fine. I love the time period. Horses, guns, the Civil War. The cowboys -
Kane: Say no more, sis.
Kale: But -
Kane: Seriously, cowboys, I get it. We're good. The beginnings of that football team deserves to be visited. I'd even hitch along with you.
Kale: Sometimes I worry about you.

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What is a worthy cause (in your mind) to protest for?