Movie Quotes....

[whatcoloristhesky]

"Maybe I'm not a leaf, man. Maybe I'm a rabbit." -1969

Love that movie.

[Tensleep]

All the following taken from the most awesome movie called Serenity:

Jayne: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

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Mal: You wanna run this ship?
Jayne: Yeah.
Mal: Well...you can't!

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Wash: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.

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Mal: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?
Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.

[taylorjeanjn]

I adore the Breakfast Club. I'm so sad John Hughes died.

Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

Bender: [as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] That man... is a brownie hound.

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.

Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.

John: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.

Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.

Brian Johnson: [after Brian explains his F in shop] Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
Bender: Without lamps, there'd be no light.

[Two-Bitty]

Gran Torino (2008): (excuse Clint Eastwood's foul mouth, hahaha)

Walt Kowalski: Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I'd look down too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars... Toad.
Thao Vang Lor: It's Thao.
Walt Kowalski: What?
Thao Vang Lor: It's not Toad, my name is Thao.
Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well, you were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
Thao Vang Lor: You don't know what you're talking about.
Walt Kowalski: You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!
Thao Vang Lor: Who?
Walt Kowalski: Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!
Thao Vang Lor: You mean Youa?
Walt Kowalski: Yeah... Yum Yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges.

[Keira]

Haha! I loved Gran Torino!

[DarryHasAFutureAndI'mInIt]

I don't know, I've a;ways loved Two-Bit, "Ha! Look at their pants!"

Oh, and HP6:
Slughorn: Harry, you're not supposed to be out here unsupervised at this hour of the night!
Harry: Well, then, by all means, professor, come with me.

Not sure if I got that right. Aurgh, I can't think of any funny movie quotes right now. Oh well. I'll think of something eventually...

[DarryHasAFutureAndI'mInIt]

Oh- Star Trek...
Captain Kirk: Well, opinions?
Chekov: I think we're in a lot of trouble.
Captain Kirk: That's a great help, Mr. Chekov. Bones?
McCoy: I think Chekov's right, we are in a lot of trouble.
Captain Kirk: Spock, and if you say we're in a lot of trouble...
Spock: We are.

[DarryHasAFutureAndI'mInIt]

And... there was this movie me and my friends made...
Ralhenon: Captain, I didn't mean to, I swear- (he has just put his foot through monitor)
Capt. Snipe: Well then WHAT, exactly, did you mean to do?!

[Two-Bitty]

I just watched Defendor (2009) and it's stuck in my head.

Chuck Dooney: Who writes your dialogue? Superman?
Defendor: No. I write it myself.
Chuck Dooney: You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.
Defendor: No. You need a ghost writer. 'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.

Kat: Defender?
Arthur Poppington: [Emphasizing] De-FEN-DOR!

And I loooove Sherlock Holmes (2009):

Sherlock Holmes: I'm more interested in the strange case of the absentee landlord. I've been noting Mrs. Hudson's comings and going and goings and comings with great interest, and they appear most sinister.
Mrs. Hudson: I've brought tea.
Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned, Nanny?
Mrs. Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.

Irene Adler: I've never woke up in handcuffs before.
Sherlock Holmes: I have. Naked.

Dr. John Watson: You've been in this room for two weeks, I insist you have to get out.
Sherlock Holmes: There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all.
Dr. John Watson: So you're free this evening?
Sherlock Holmes: Absolutely.
Dr. John Watson: Dinner?
Sherlock Holmes: Wonderful.
Dr. John Watson: The Royale?
Sherlock Holmes: My favorite.
Dr. John Watson: Mary's coming.
Sherlock Holmes: ...Not available.
Dr. John Watson: You're meeting her, Holmes!
Sherlock Holmes: Have you proposed yet?
Dr. John Watson: No, I haven't found the right ring.
Sherlock Holmes: Then it's not official.
Dr. John Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
Sherlock Holmes: You wear a jacket.

Dr. John Watson: [Holmes points his violin bow at Watson] Get that out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Dr. John Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.